I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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