so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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