She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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