fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize