I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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