Apparently you make a good broom.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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