I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
