Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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