Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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