my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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