i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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