I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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