But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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