They should really pass out barf bags in church
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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