windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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