Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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