just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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