I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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