i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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