I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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