Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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