You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
4 words: hood of his car
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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