Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
