come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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