she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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