Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this boner is exhausting
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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