there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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