Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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