But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My hand turned me down
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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