she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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