I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You made out with two different species that night
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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