you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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