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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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