That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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