She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
only if we run a train.
done.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
