i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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