We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
be right there i have to get my cape
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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