so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
they need to just BURY HIM!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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