I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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