I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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