I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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