So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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