hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
there is puke in my bra ... again
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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