YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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