"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize
