she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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