Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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