So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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