you win again, gameday.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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