Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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