Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
