How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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