He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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