I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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