Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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